IN FUCKING APRIL!

"It's Fucking Snowing... Outside... In Fucking April.... Snowing... Fucking April.... OUTSIDE!, and if I opened the window it would be FUCKING snowing in FUCKING April INSIDE!... IN FUCKING APRIL!... APRIL! That's it, I'm going to kill myself."
Those were my exact words only twenty seconds ago when I first looked at the outside world for the first time in the day (What!, I was sleepy) and now I have realized that Ragnarök has come, DON YOUR ARMOR, WIELD YOU WEAPONS AND FEAR THE MONSTROSITIES OF LOKI'S SOMEWHAT STRANGE VAGINA THING!.
Well in case any of you are wondering it's snowing over here in Canada (Canada for those who do not know is the native lands to the mysterious Canadian {"Canadians are a bunch of friendly, maple syrup eating, hockey zealots with beady eyes and flapping heads." Excerpt taken from Uncyclopedia}) BUT STILL... IT'S FUCKING SNOWING... IN FUCKING APRIL!. The one main thing I can't bloody believe is the shit that we Canadians had to deal with during the winter; Here is how the normal scenario would go
Mooseman #1: Hey what's that in the sky?
Mooseman #2: I don't fuckin' know but it sure isn't snow, Eh?
Mooseman #3: BEER!
Mooseman #1: Fuckin' Eh!, it's winter time
Mooseman #2: Eh, where could the snow be?
Mooseman #4: Maybe a polar Bear ate it
Mooseman #3: FUCKIN' BEER!
Mooseman #1: I know Eh.
(Those who do not understand I shall give a Canadian to English Translation.)
Canadian #1: The Sky seems rather clear today my good sir.
Canadian #2: Yes strange indeed, it is mid-winter time, where ever could the snow be.
Canadian #3: A nice Alcoholic beverage to wet my whistle fine sirs.
Canadian #1: This is quite the strange occurrence indeed.
Canadian #2: Yes, there should be snow.
Canadian #4: Well maybe because of global warming the current was pushed slightly?
Canadian #3: Very fine point indeed my good sir.
Canadian #1: That could possibly be it. Well I must tend to the lawn, good day sirs.

Yes that is indeed our usual Winters, now the strangest thing is that it is SNOWING! (Okay, okay, I've sworn enough) in the middle of April which is absolutely absurd!
Well as I said above and am over-due for now is my own personal death.

Good day, Have fun in your not-as-snowing countries and live long and prosper (Just to include those Trekkie Fans.)

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